Bad Moon Rising – Zodiacal
Offset 2012
An astrologer who never buys flowers, meat or shines one’s
own shoes is a misinformed one.
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Æon of Cetus 2012 Age
of Pegasus 2017
The zodiac has 22
stations; there are 16 ascendants.
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PURPOSE AND
DISCLAIMER
In this lightweight
essay, we peruse the term astrologer
instead of “astrologer”. An alternative would be “astrologist”. It is clear
that this planet never had one. Namely, the zodiac and ascendant set have been
established only recently, conclusively August 2006.
BREADLESS BUT
ERR
How does a miserable astrologer earn one’s bread?
Mostly by parroting equally miserable astrologers. Here are some of the most
deprecated antics that will make one sick and tired over the years as repeated
over and over again, in lack of any education or purpose proper.
VOID OF COURSE MOON
The favorite nonsense and superstition, provably wrong
as denounced by the selfsame authorities who perused it in lack of vision
relevant. Victims are persuaded in worshiping this alleged position while at
the same time being served abundant evidence as to the folly in using it. One
hand dangles the antidote while the other keeps feeding the poison.
TRANSITS AND PROGRESSIONS
An astrologer who never buys flowers, meat or shines
one’s own shoes is a misinformed one. One does not have to know 500 directions
in order to divine your lifetime in seconds as the timeline of your life, love
affairs and remarkable events is easily calculated by memory. Shoeshine boys,
butchers and florists have been entertaining their clients with the exact date
for their next marriage or love affairs since time immemorial. No need for pen,
pencil, wheel chart, ephemeris or god forbid computers. The simple art of fast
prediction is available for everyone in minutes twenty minutes precisely. A
life scan takes no more than quarter an hour. Next marriage takes seconds -
minutes in rare cases. One does not have to be astrologer for that, in fact: one
better not be one at all. Astrologers will be the last to learn how to divine
since they will be the last to know their own horoscopes. Let the simple folk
divine for them, then - simple calculi like all loves, marriage and timely
death included. One does not know one’s own natal Sun-sign, ascendant and
position of the Moon. These can be very mysterious for an expert - e.g. one can
have Sun in Orion, Moon in Auriga, ascendant Eridanus. Experts will of course
deny their own natal positions as they have been working with wrong data for a
lifetime. Let the dictator know the minute of one’s won death then: at least
this date one can not deny at all. And the best is that every shoeshine toddler
can feed such basic data! An astrologer who never buys flowers, meat or shines
one’s own shoes is a misinformed one.
SECONDARY ANGULAR DIRECTION
Astrologers don’t use “transits and progressions” at
all. These techniques may be used in embellishing the art, such as calculating
the second of your next marriage using ascendant ephemerides. Astrologers use
directions. Shoeshine boys use directions. Butchers use directions. Florists
use directions. They may not peruse 500 types but sticking to a few simple
directions will do. When there is no transit or progression, directions
determine events. What goes as transits and progressions are in fact minor
directions. The main direction is the most precise one: secondary angular
direction. Extra-zodiacal positions of e.g. comates, centaurs and dwarf planets
are handled by this direction with paramount accuracy. When we determine the
second that WW3 starts or stock market crashes, we use the secondary angular
direction of the global ascendant and the Moon. Thus, a global event can be
predicted for ascendant Eridanus with local[*]
Moon in Corvus.
DIRECTING
An astrologer knows your life stream before the chart
is printed. Sun-sign not needed at all. Timing the events from early childhood
towards marriages and death is easy and fast[†].
WRONG DATA WELCOME!
Warning
beforehand without ever correcting suggests the following: “Dear reader: as you
and I know[‡],
all data in this book are offset (polite for mangled) but we shall not correct
them at all in pretending that we do have a tradition to defend”. Moreover, as
we are all encouraged to work with wrong data (sic) we shall issue a
license for you only if you continue to do so.
MEA VVLPA IN FABVLA
”Denouncing
one’s own antics makes common praxis as the author warns the reader of a certain correction that should be applied but it never actually does as one makes
progress through the work at hand. Namely, zodiacal offset being unknown to
astrologers[§], a certain correction
would sometimes apply as if offsetting would be easily patched by a quantity of
disagreeable[**] degrees.
BAD MOON
RISING
We lied and
will continue to do so. We are facing minor problems, like seven (7) signs of
zodiacal offset. That should not bother you at all: you are still in good hands
(poker wink). Please, bear with us as we are definitively not working on it at all
and never intend to. We never even knew that
there was any error at all. We care for your natal data, mangled or otherwise
damaged to hell. The program says that the Moon will rise in twenty minutes.
Whatever you see over the eastern horizon, however Moon-looking round and full
of splendor can not possibly be the announced astrological Moon at all.
WELCOME!
You have
been warmly warned that according to tradition you don’t look at the
sky: you firmly believe in wrong data as traditionally perused by all blokes,
you name them. Parrot it all, get a diploma and find yourself intellectual skid
row to live off for lifetime.
RETROGRADE MERCURY
The common folk are kept on their toes by this
allegedly important as well as fatal position of Mercury. The sad truth is that
any planet going retrograde gains karmic momentum in being stronger than a
direct position in a horoscope. As any nonsense, this one is used in lack of
relevant data. As astrologers have not the nearest idea of what or where
Mercury might be, they make it sound important that it’s retrograde. The
scapegoat was found. They finally have something to blame for their own
idiocies other than Saturn.
AVERAGE OF AQUARIUS
Yellow men like to laugh at jokes about harmony and
understanding. It seemed convenient to strum a chord or two in honor of
demoncracy, faux age of harmony and death of the innocent. Capitalist greed
infected the minds of many through apparently peace-loving songs. The ugliness
of faux demoncracy repeats itself over and over again through its real military
core: since when the military flag is a democratic one? While belly dancing
tales over the idle lesbian population, mothers burry their sons. Fake after
fake, the greedy and pervert easily rule over the would-be greedy and pervert,
the poor pervert adorn with cheap perversion in the land of anything goes while
it sells for free[††].
AGE OF PEGASUS
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[*] Topocentric - requires altitude. No horoscope is ever made without entering local altitude.
[†] 20 Minutes Astrology.
[‡] Everybody knows. “I confide with you about selected secret information concerning an error as visible as the Sun on a sunny day, etc, etc…” The reader is coaxed into secret cooperation with the author whose intentions never were to correct any mistake at all. “I sinned. All I ever did to you and the rest was an error. Pardon me and read on.”
[§] As defined only recently. See Zodiacal Offset. This offset approaches seven constellations by now.
[**] There is large disagreement about correction: you guessed it. Amazingly, no one would think to use systems which need no correction at all, being based on observable phenomena.
[††] As soon as one can e.g. at least download perversion for free where Uncle Scrooge still rules holds
sway.
[‡‡] The Æon of Cetus splits the Age of Pisces in two.