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WOLF
EYES "Fortune
Dove" 12" (BLB-065) $8.25 Brand new 12"
dance attack from Wolf Eyes, a Michigan based electronics
and television repair team who have since come under the financial
wing of our own highly paid accounting department. These three
songs are not mere musical excercizes. Rather, they are attacks
on the way we percieve and practice electronics deconstruction
and rock and roll dislocations. With guitarist Darron Summer
and multi-talented vocalist and electronics scientist Jean
Street, this duo breaks barriers in all fields including science,
vocational stuidies and basic fashion design. Like a lone
shadow standing at the forefront of an oncoming tide (sunset,
of course), these two will quickly enter your household and
replace all your family photographs with their own likeness.
You will at first be angry. You will wonder why. Slowly, you
will understand. Yes, this is the best record of the next
1000 years. First in a long series of electronic/dance/warfare
12"'s from BULB Records. Produced by Andrew W.K.
B
side includes a Wolf Eyes dance remix from Andrew W.K.
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MR.
QUINTRON (BULB GOLD
REISSUE series #2)"I.F.
001-011" CD (BLB-064) $10.00 For those of you who
missed it the first time, here it is, Mr. Quintron's first
full length record. Quite different from his already wide
body of releases, this CD serves as a window into the history
of one of the finest performers of the past 30 years. "I.F.
001-011" documents the days of Mr. Quintron's brief but
fruitful career as a haunted house curator, endlessly playing
the drum for days straight with little or no break. This record
will take you on a journey. From one percussive experiment
to another to a bevy of homemade and prefabricated electronic
instruments. Into the world of the cavernous Milk of Burgundy
where much of this was recorded. Although different, this
record will certainly not disappoint. For those of you who
were privileged enough to own the original extremely limited
vinyl pressing of Mr. Quintron's first full length album,
this CD will be a welcome addition to your already growing
Quintron collection.
Second
on the BULB GOLD REISSUE series, a series devoted to making
rare vinyl releases available on CD. Be sure to get Mr. Quintron's
"The Amazing Spellcaster" as well (See below).
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Mr.
Quintron "The
Amazing Spellcaster" CD (BLB-062) $10.00 Finally,
the legendary third record by Mr. Quintron is reissued in
its entirety on the CD format. Completely remastered for the
highest quality, even holders of the vinyl version will want
this special reissue piece. For those who are only familiar
with the later "Satan is Dead" and "These Hands
of Mine" releases, this is a good way to discover the
history of the man of mystery with what we believe to absolutely
his best work. Hear the organ in its purest form. Hear the
voice of the man in his purest form. You are young. First
in the BULB reissue series featuring all three of Mr. Quintron
works. "I.F. 001-011" (BLB-064) will be released
in Feburary. CD $10.00
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| 25 SUAVES/ONEIDA "Street People" Split Live LP (BLB078/7) - Live split from Brooklyn's Oneida and
Michigan's 25 Suaves. Covers screened by Lief Goldberg of Fort
Thunder fame. One night, two bands, SOLD
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WOLF EYES (BULB
DX 12" series #1) "Fortune Dove" 12" (BLB-065) First 12 inch from Wolf Eyes.
A more refined version of their present toilet/mohawk
sound.Produced by Andrew W.K. B side includes a Wolf
Eyes dance remix from Andrew W.K., "Wolf Eyes Rules
(What Kinda Band?) SOLD OUT
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Mikey
Wild "I
Was Punk Before You Were" CD (BLB-061) $10.00
Full length CD documenting the career of Philadelphia punk
veteran Mikey Wild. Spanning a history of nearly 20 years,
Mikey has beaten everyone in the New York/Philly punk contest
for longest running maniac in history. With barely a second
grade education under his belt, his power to woo the women
and spin the rawest, to the point punk rock songs in history
definitely puts him in space next to Lou Reed, stiff Little
Fingers, Watty, Bob Dylan, and Joe Strummer, but its a camp
where all the aforementioned have run away in fear of being
put to shame. A little known legend, this CD will hopefully
enlighten those to what punk rock really is (was?). Includes
hits like "I Hate New York", "Die Die Die",
"Chicks With Dicks", and the famous "I Was
a Punk Before You Were a Punk, Punk". Essential. CD
$10.00
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| KING
BROTHERS- 7" (BLB-060)- New
7" rom the kings of rock! Three new tunes to make you jump up
and rip the ceiling apart! The King Brothers are what I always
envisioned rock to be but somehow no one could EVER deliver
the goods. No one but the amazing King Brothers! Limited to
500 and there's only 50 left (it came out a week ago) so get
it NOW! Includes "Super X" "Big Boss Blues" and "Mach Club".
7" SOLD OUT! |
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25
SUAVES - CD (BLB-059)- After
coming off their tour with the King Brothers, 25 Suaves have
finally released the full length of the century! Like a party
where somebody puts a DNA record on auto repeat and everybody
starts to think it's James Brown, 25 Suaves breath in and
take the rock like you want it! Geeeehhhhh! Get it now, cover
by DJ Party Girl! Rock fever, give me some, absolutely amazing!
Produced by Shuhei Rock of Gasoline fame! CD $10.00
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KING
BROTHERS- CD/LP (BLB-056/BLB-057)-
Rock fiends watch out! It's coming to get you! Three teenagers
from Nishinomiya, JAPAN come after YOU with blazin' two guitar
all out rock!! There aint nothin here that you cant do but
if you could you wouldnt be what you are! Buy this one buddy!
Amazing! Like the MC5 if they had sex with Guitar Wolf in
a vat of PCP! Kill me! Give me more!!! Japanese rockers! CD
$10.00 LP $10.00
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| 25
SUAVES-"Chinese Students Study Abroad!" 7" (BLB-055)
Three Chinese sudents studying at an athletic university in
Osaka, Japan come together to produce this deck of tunes guaranteed
to bring you back to the good old days. Rock you will enjoy
depending on who you are! Who are you? Rock! New CD soon! Tour!
All kinds of chicken on one plate! Rock! Amazing! Buy now! Bulb's
best release! $4.00 |
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| TEMPLE
OF BON MATIN-"Bullet into Mesmer's Brain" CD (BLB-054)-
Free jazz? I don't think so but you can call it that if you
want. The latest from metal master Ed Wilcox, this time with
a collection of freaks never seen before or again. Unfortunately
one of the most overlooked resident geniuses of the 1990's.
Like Arthur Doyle having sex with the L.A. Guns in a vat of
green beans. It's good but you 'll never know it unless you
buy it. Stunning. $10.00 |
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| YOKOZUNA
ICHIBAN- "Dismay" CD (BLB-053)-
Here it is, BULB's first venture in ska! You may ask "what were
they thinking?" but listen and you can hear it! Rockers from
the country of Japan come to spread their monkey magic on you!
10 songs of stupidity come out to the world to rock YOU! Yeah,
YOU! Blows all conceptions of ska out of the water! Fucking
great! $10.00 |
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| Mr.
QUINTRON "Satan is Dead" (BLB-051/2) LP/CD -
Mr. Quintron returns with this breathtaking excercise in Mongolian
tap dancing. Fit for a king of tears, Mr. Q and Miss Pussycat
pull back the reigns of dance fury and wait for you, the music
listener, to join in. Inlcudes the hits "Ninth Ward Breakdown",
"A Hymn" and the enticing "Do The Stomp"! Get it while its still
here! $10.00
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| MR.
QUINTRON- "The first two records" (BLB-049) CD -
Mr. Quintron hand picks all the best from both of his groundbreaking
first LP's on BULB and puts them all on this fine CD just for
you. If you thought you had it all you were wrong, this one
contains single tracks, rare compilation tracks and never before
heard guitar solos. Why don't you do your own guitar solo? Hey,
make your own CD! Errr, I take that back no need to crowd the
scope for the rest of us. SOLD OUT! |
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| PTERODACTYLS
- "Reborn" (BLB-047) CD - You
remember when you were in the sixth grade and played air guitar
to AC/DC while wearing mirrored shades and thinking you were
the epitomy of cool? Bring back those frozen memories by listening
to Germany's Pterodactyls rip your indy rock world apart! Contains
the hits "Jean Jacket Kids", "Nite Life", "(Drive up) Snake
Shop" and the unforgettable "14". Features Lothar (of Rats fame)
on vocals and the amazing Big Ben on guitar. $10.00 |
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| DUOTRON
"Battalia Feminil!" (BLB-046) LP -
Duotron's last full length LP and their testament to the wrongness
of staying together. The Rikkirututdfkljqueh and the Odi ring
your neck with 12 or so songs of hate and destiny. Cause your
neighbors to leave their residence by playing this loudly to
prove your manliness and communistic fury! Grrrrrrrr! Get this
extremely rare vinyl copy of this legendary release. $8.00
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| INCAPACITANTS
"Asset Without Liability" (BLB-045) CD -
In what situation are the Incapacitants listened to? Washing
clothes? Cooking? Driving to Alabama? The best of all the Incapacitants
release so far! Hears the gestations of the Laurel and Hardy
of noise on this colorful and pleasant BULB release. $10.00 |
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| Quintron/Flossie
and the Unicorns - "M.C. Baby Kitty/Snow machine" (BLB-044)
split 7" Quintron and Flossie's
breakthrough first seven inch. Came in letter pressed hand cut
record sleeves and carried the theme of snow. You didn't get
it, did you? SOLD OUT
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| TEMPLE
OF BON MATIN- "Enduro" (BLB-043) CD
Step aside for the rocket ride, and check out this monster from
hell!. Ed Wilcox and the Good Morning brothers bring you several
songs of misanthropic glory, all spread like butter to the tune
of rock that you all are afraid to make! The proclaim themselves
to be a cross between Merzbow and the L.A. Guns and we couldn't
agree more. Don't forget to throw shoes at them when you see
them live! $10.00
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| QUINTRON
- "The Amazing Spellcaster" (BLB-042) LP
Quintron's breakthrough organ record. What needs to be said
about this record that hasn't already been said? if you've got
it, you are one of the lucky ones. OUT OF PRINT! SOLD OUT |
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| COUCH-
"Glass Brothers" (BLB-041) CD
Full length CD documenting the extensive career of the legendary
Couch musical ensemble. Perhaps no other band has explored the
horizons of modern music like they have, blending elements of
modern rock, Cambodian folk sounds, and street sensibilities.
These veterans of the midwest experimental scene are likely
to be listed as one of the ten most influential bands of the
century. Don't miss the legend. $10.00
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| DUOTRON
- "We modern, We Now!" (BLB-040) LP
Duotron's breakthrough first record. Guitar drum duo that came
back and slapped the world on their ass! OUT OF PRINT
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| QUINTRON
- "I.F. 001-011" (BLB-039) LP
Quintron's breakthrough first record. Nothing like the others
but here it is in all its percussion fury! OUT OF PRINT
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| GALEN-
"The Heroin Bench" (BLB-038) 7"
Galen's breakthrough first seven inch. Unfortunately they are
no longer with us. We still have the beast people. OUT OF
PRINT
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MR.
VELOCITY HOPKINS/ The MANY MOODS OF MARLON MAGAS- split 7"
EP (BLB-037) The heart and
brain of COUCH team up to produce this mathematical excercise
featuring their respective solo projects. Now that COUCH has
achieved worldwide fame, the boys have decided that they should
show the world exactly what they are about. While the sex
charged Marlon shows his sensitive, understanding side with
'(Open up) the Crab' and 'Malaka!', Mr. Velocity Hopkins demonstrates
who exactly wears the pants in the family with the razor sharp
noise blast of 'Watch Marlon Die'! Get it now for just
$3.00
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The
DEMOLITION DOLL RODS- 7" (BLB-036)
Detroit's queens of cool came at us like a flying brick!
OUT OF PRINT
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THE
TWEEZERS- Electric Servant of Everyman" 7" EP (BLB-035)
Members of MATH team up to play a game of bounce the tape
deck on the kettle drum! Ten songs of percusso-noise fury!
This one will make you want to turn the lights off and walk
around in a room of rusty nails! Complete with tetanus shot
and on white vinyl for only $3.00
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BULB O PHONIC (BLB-034) compilation CD -
A veritable platter of tracks from the best of the BULB stable.
70 minutes of happiness all ready for you and yours provided
you are ready for the histigious assault of the BULB satanic
powerhouse! Includes only the best from brothers like Temple
of Bon Matin, the Pterodactyls, Mr. Velocity Hopkins, Mr. Quintron,
Duotron, the Incapacitants, Bullet in the head, Couch, Prehensile
Monkeytailed Skink, and other emissaries of the lord of darkness
himself. Let the blood flow like rivers! $5.00 |
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The
MONARCHS - "Play For you" 7" EP (BLB-033)
The latest and the greatest from America's ungarage swank
kings (and queen). A record to break the monotony of all the
noisy-crap I put out. This one should be in the shelf of every
bachlor on earth and on the turntable of every doctor. Includes
the newborn hits, "Satellite", "Train Bound
for Midnight" and the famous "Sandle Stomp".
A surefire winner! $1.00
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MATH
- "Bask Math" CD (BLB-032)
Hey, you purist idiots! BULB enters the twentieth century
with our first COMPACT DISC release! Chicago's MATH present
their classic "Bask" assemblage of recordings. Made
out of junk from your grandfather's old work shed, a Hammond
organ from your local thrift shop, and a clarinet fron the
underworld, MATH grip the listener with the scent of all the
rhythms I can't master and arrangements that none of my friends
could muster. Not the usual sort of garbage that BULB produces
but every bit as classic. .OUT OF PRINT
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SHRIEK
- "Bunnies" (BLB-031) 7"
This is what happens when people wpend too much time in foreign
countries. Two of the guys from CORNELIUS GOMEZ fight it out
on 5 or 6 songs of hate and dissappointment. This one took
too long to put out and will probably spend too much time
in the $,49 bin of your local used record store. Bulb's pride
and joy and an advertising wonder. Includes the famous Rabbit
song "Candy Assed Motherfucker", the moving "Song
of the Moth Man" and the torturous "˜e–ð‚̃Rƒƒf²ƒAƒ“(Second
Banana)". $1.00
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BULLET
IN THE HEAD-7" (BLB-030)
Yet another case of southern drop-out. This is the kind of
stuff that there needs to be more of: three songs of unintelligible
shit. The sounds of your "72 Nova with the loose alternator
belt come through loud and clear on this release from the
guys who are the other side of the Couch 12" $3.00
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PREHENSILE
MONKEYTAILED SKINK - "We Hate Hook Nose/Fear of Practice"
(BLB-029) 7" Much worse than
their first one, this one diesn't pretend to be anything the
acclaimed "We Found a 4-track" wasn't. Can there
be anything better than the sounds of true shit? This is the
only living relic of the ill-fated Prehensile Moneyman Jones
sessions. Includes the hits "Teenage Love and Murder",
"Kenneth", and "Face Like a Pirahna".
Total shit. OUT OF PRINT
NOTE: We
almost got sued over this record. One the original cover was
a charicature of a local rocker, shown with a needle hanging
out of his vein (he really was using). The guy, although I
won't name him here (not that ANYONE out there would know
who the hell he is), went straight to his lawyer and sent
a cease and dissist notice to us demanding that we change
the cover. We never put his name anywhere on the record but
somehow he knew that it was him (maybe the needle had something
to do with it), So we merely blackened out his picture on
the front, making it all the more obvious. The whole situation
was comedy to say the least.
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CORNELIUS
GOMEZ - "s/t" (BLB-028) 7"
What can we say? These aren't the songs I wnated to release
but they're better than a kick in the butt. The brainchildren
of Chakka ruminate about you Bo-Derek soapy skull ear. This
band contains a drunk, an art-fag and a guy who was in the
Gergerigegege. They think they aren't themselves but they
sound like this: "Tink, Tink, Klong, woom, RRReeuuureeee,
AHHH! Tink, tink, tink tink,....tink, BLUMP!". OUT
OF PRINT
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PREHENSILE
MONKEYTAILED SKINK "We Found a 4-Trak" (BLB-027) 7"
Formed, written, recorded and mailed off one day, the classic
"We Found a 4-track" stands as a testimonial to
how your band should be but isn't. Better than Helmet (Why
did we mention them?) but not as good as the Zip Code
Rapists, Skink feel that your dollar is worth more than their
time. The ultimate in the new BULB "screw you" sound.
A drizzle of human wash. Contains a member of Couch and some
other guys (who are now in the Monkey Power Trio,
a band devoted to putting out one seven inch a year for the
next century) Included are the four chartbusters "Alright",
"I'm a Spy", "I Love You" and "Ten
Foot Grandma". A traditional set of flavors. Buy it while
it's still available. Loser. OUT OF PRINT
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COUCH
- "s/t" (BLB-026) 7" -
The band that made men men and women men. These three
Michigan heart-throbs know what it's like to be iconoclastic.
COntains the hits "Hater of Couch", "Green
and Red Look Alike", "The Coffe' Gun", and
"(Is This) Time Travel Man". Makes Machester look
like Yazoo City. Contains a member of SKINK and CORNELIUS
GOMEZ so you have to buy it. OUT OF PRINT
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MONARCHS - "In Mono" (BLB-013) 7"
Introducing the BULB flagship trashmsaters who herald the
sounds of every tube wonderlux lo-fi you ever seen est of
nantucket. pop-garage masters, the MONARCHS, lead you through
threee songs of gout and laceration. Three lefty girl-men
and one girl-girl present "Wanted Man", "Dead
Boyfriend", and "Girl Crazy on Mars" for your
pleasure and convenience. For a good time specify BLB-013
along with your hard earned cash. $1.00
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| KING BROTHERS "Live
in America" - Video (PV2/BLB012) - Video
documenting their American tour. Full of danger, this video
takes the best of the King Brothers craziness and brings them
into your own home. Excellent. On the fine Pandarilla label,
a label devoted to documenting the Japanese rock world. Fuck
yeah. $16.00 |
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| MR.
VELOCITY HOPKINS "In Space" (BLB-006/Insignificant) CD -
Long overdue and anxious, Mr. Velocity Hopkin's testament to
space and time is here for you. 22 songs of hate and family
breakup come blasting through your speakers in a free metal
marathon that won't quit unless you can name all the players
involved. Includes members of Galen, Easy Action and the famous
L.A. Ellington, former drummer of the Pterodactyls. Get it for
the cover alone. $10.00 (Note: each CD comes with an
autographed picture of Mr. Hopkins)
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| DUOTRON
"The complete illustrated book of..." (BLB-007) (a SCRATCH RECORDS
release) CD - Although not
credited at all anywhere on this disk, this is a split rerelease
of the Duotron's recorded work on CD by the labels BULB and
Scratch. Contains the two fantastic BULB no wave ear splitters
"We Modern! We Now!" and "Battallia Feminil" plus the Coat Tail
Xerobot split 7". Unfortunately (or fortunately) deceased, Duotron's
history is captured here on one CD to make you feel the way
you should. For fans of rust. $10.00 |
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MONKEYTAILED SKINK "I am a gorilla" (BLB-005) 7"
(Blackjack Records) - Sophmoric
release from the sophmorical retards. Another label actually
consented to put this out. $4.00 |
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VELOCITY HOPKINS "Das Boot" (BLB-004) cassette (a
CHOCOLATE MONK release) - First
and only release on the legendary Chocolate Monk label. Recorded
entirely in Germany, this completely unlistenable cassette will
remain the envy of all. A scientific exploration into boom box
recordings and guitar noise explorations. See Mr. Hopkins in
his darkest hour. OUT OF PRINT |
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COUCH/BULLET
IN THE HEAD split 12"ep (BLB-003/OVR-003) -
Finally, the long awaited split between the long used tools
of Bulb, COUCH, and the newest addition to the Bulb family,
BULLET IN THE HEAD. Both sides are worth twice what you will
ever pay for them individually. Your band couldn't ever suck
this bad. Well, maybe not. OUT OF PRINT
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BULB/BLACKJACK
split #2 (BLB-002) 7" A breakthrough
7" that includes Mr. Quintron, Temple of Bon Matin, Mr. Velocity
Hopkins, the Whales, Lake of Dracula, and Music Band. $4,00
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BULB/BLACKJACK
split #1 (BLB-001) 7" A breakthrough
7" that includes Cornelius Gomez, MATH, Mr. Velocity Hopkins,
Bullet in the Head and Galen.. OUT OF PRINT
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MONKEYTAILED SKINK "Fear of Practice" Video (VLB-026)
- The worst nightmare
of the Bulb staff come true. Here the SKINK summons all of its
power to conjure up a video documenting all of its live action
on the high quality VHS format. Contains footage from at least
three shows, all of which were embarrassing and pathetic. If
you thought Skink were shit on record, wait till you see how
bad they were live. Complete with eight fans. Crap. OUT OF
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MR.
VELOCITY HOPKINS- Franco-Prussian War" VHS Video (VLB-027)
The second part in the BULB get-rich-quick series. Spend a
full evening alone with Mr. Velocity Hopkins as he throws
his mighty guitar noise blast direct in your face! Obtain
the visual component necessary or understanding what BULB
is about! Do fish swim? Yes! Let Mr. Velocity Hopkins glue
the world to their seat for only $12.00! OUT OF PRINT
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