Due to the abundance of spam I receive (over a thousand messages per day), I have had to add this small inconvenience to the process of contacting me...

You can send email to me at pla@stone.tmok.com. Please do not send attachments (if you need to send a file to me, I will respond with an alternate account you can send them to). Also, to make sure your message gets to me, use the following word somewhere in the subject:

I may change this word if I begin receiving too much spam using it, though it will always remain a proper, if uncommon, English word. I apologize for this inconvenience, but I believe we can all sympathize with the need to reduce the spam we see (and if not, then piss off, ya spam-lovin' maggot!).